umbrage? Why, I haven't even begun shouting in upper caps yet. We're not up to 'umbrage stage', more like 'mild panic and agitation stage'. These things have to be taken in a graduated manner you know

I'm using what is called the Revised Hepburn Romanization, which replaced the old Hepburn in 1994. Give me Revised Hepburn, or give me death.
Kunrei-shiki I find quite annoying and misleading - that's how 'Mitsutoyo' became written as 'Mitutoyo'.
For the benefit of other readers, here's a short table from Wikipedia showing some differences in romanization between systems:
'Huzisan' anybody? What a ridiculous system!